Post by ``the K Y R A on May 20, 2009 20:00:14 GMT -5
HEY LOOK EVERYONE IT’S THE CREEPY KARIMA FAUBION
they say that she's a total creep that lurks in graveyards, but that's not true, she's just misunderstood. she's a bit strange in the head, but she really is much sweeter than she looks. she's quite pessimistic, though she calls it being realistic. she's also quite intelligent, though she attributes this to learning from the dead. either way, befriend her and you'll have a friend for life, provided you don't piss her off too much
NO OTHER ROAD, NO OTHER WAY, NO DAY BUT TODAY
bestestfriends how do you document real life when real life is getting more like fiction each day headlines -- bread-lines
inthesameclique blow my mind and now this deadline "eviction -- or pay" rent! how do you write a song when the chords
closefriends sound wrong though they once sounded right and rare when the notes are sour where is the power you once
friendswithbenfits had to ignite the air and we're hungry and frozen some life that we've chosen how we gonna pay how we
practicallyfamily gonna pay how we gonna pay last year's rent we light candles how do you start a fire when there's nothing
partnersincrime to burn and it feels like something's stuck in your flue how can you generate heat when you can't feel your
on+offriends feet and they're turning blue! you light up a mean blaze with posters -- and screenplays how we gonna pay
onlinefriends how we gonna pay how we gonna pay last year's rent don't screen, maureen it's me – joanne your substitute
secretfriends production manager hey hey hey! don't change the subject maureen but darling -- you haven't eaten all day
friendofafriend you won't throw up you won't throw up the digital delay didn't blow up (exactly) there may have been one
drunkfriend teeny tiny spark you're not calling mark! how do you stay on your feet when on every street it's 'trick or treat'
toptenfriend and tonight it's 'trick' 'welcome back to town' oh, I should lie down everything's brown and uh – oh i feel sick
partyfriend where is he? getting dizzy how we gonna pay how we gonna pay how we gonna pay last year's rent alison baby
myfollower you sound sad i don't believe those two after everything i've done ever since our wedding i'm dirt -- they'll see
betatomyalpha i can help them all out in the long run forces are gathering forces are gathering can't turn away forces are
yourfollower gathering ughhhhh-- ughhhhh-- ughhhhh-- i can't think ughhhhh-- ughhhhh-- ughhhhh-- i need a drink
newfriends "the music ignites the night with passionate fire" maureen – i’m not a theatre person “the narration crackles
childhoodpals and pops with incendiary wit" could never be a theatre person zoom in as they burn the past to the ground
shoppingfriend hello? and feel the heat of the future's glow hello? hello? maureen? --your equipment won't work? okay, all
familyfriends right, i'll go! how do you leave the past behind when it keeps finding ways to get to your heart it reaches way
otherhalf down deep and tears you inside out till you're torn apart rent! how can you connect in an age where strangers,
frenemies landlords, lovers your own blood cells betray what binds the fabric together when the raging, shifting winds of
alphatomybeta change keep ripping away draw a line in the sand and then make a stand use your camera to spar use your
confidants guitar when they act tough - you call their bluff we're not gonna pay we're not gonna pay we're not gonna pay
pallios last year's rent this year's rent next year's rent rent rent rent rent rent we're not gonna pay rent 'cause everythin
diebitch is rent. what'd you forget? got a light? i know you? -- you're -- you're shivering it's nothing they turned off my
cheatedonme heat and i'm just a little weak on my feet would you light my candle? what are you staring at? nothing your
bigrivals hair in the moonlight you look familiar can you make it? just haven't eaten much today at least the room stopped
cheatedonyou spinning. anyway. what? nothing your smile reminded me of -- i always remind people of -- who is she?
backstabbedme she died. her name was april it's out again sorry about your friend would you light my candle? well -- yeah.
tolerance ow! oh, the wax -- it's -- dripping! i like it -- between my -- fingers. i figured... oh, well. goodnight. it blew out
hate again? no – i think that i dropped my stash i know i've seen you out and about when i used to go out your candle's
byassociation out i'm illin' -- i had it when i walked in the door it was pure -- is it on the floor? the floor? they say I have the
annoyance best ass below 14th street is it true? what? you're staring again. oh no. i mean you do -- have a nice -- i mean
you’reabitch you look familiar like your dead girlfriend? only when you smile. but I'm sure I've seen you somewhere else --
i’mabitch do you go to the cat scratch club? that's where i work - i dance - help me look yes! they used to tie you up -- it's
teasing a living i didn't recognize you without the handcuffs we could light the candle oh won't you light the candle? why
mindgames don't you forget that stuff you look like you're sixteen i'm nineteen -- but i'm old for my age i'm just born to be
peerpressure bad i once was born to be bad i used to shiver like that i have no heat --i told you i used to sweat i got a cold
bittersweet uh huh i used to be a junkie but now and then I like to -- uh huh feel good here it -- um -- what's that? it's a
queenbitch candy bar wrapper we could light the candle what'd you do with my candle? that was my last match our eyes'll
frenemies adjust, thank god for the moon maybe it's not the moon at all i hear spike lee's shooting down the street bah
friendlyrivals humbug ... bah humbug cold hands yours too. big. like my father's you wanna dance? with you? no – with
jealousy my father i’m roger they call me they call me mimi five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes,
intimidation five hundred twenty-five thousand moments so dear. five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
backstabbedyou how do you measure, measure a year? in daylights, in sunsets, in midnights in cups of coffee in inches, in
one-sidehate miles, in laughter, in strife. in five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes how do you measure
nervousness a year in the life? how about love? how about love? how about love? measure in love seasons of love. seasons
ohgotohell of love five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes! five hundred twenty-five thousand journeys
usedtobefriends to plan five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes how do you measure the life of a woman
currentlove or a man? in truths that she learned, or in times that he cried. in bridges he burned, or the way that she died.
engagedormarried it's time now to sing out, tho' the story never ends let's celebrate remember a year in the life of friends
final&forever remember the love! remember the love! seasons of love! oh you got to got to remember the love! you know
physicalattraction/lust that love is a gift from up above share love, give love spread love measure measure your life in love.
past-ongoodterms no please no not tonight please no mister- can't you go- not tonight- can't have a scene what? go,
past-thechemistryisthere please go; you- hello sir i said no important customer what am i- just a blur? you sit all night you
futurerelationship never buy! that's a lie - that's a lie i had a tea the other day you couldn't pay oh yeah benjamin coffin
past-onbadterms III- here? oh no! wine and beer! the enemy of avenue a we'll stay oiy vey! what brings a mogul in his
crushingonyou own mind to the life cafe? i would like to propose a toast to maureen's noble try it went well go to hell
enemieswithbeneftiswas the yuppie scum stomped? not counting the homeless how many tickets weren't comp'ed? why
crushingonme did muffy—alison miss the show? there was a death in the family if you must know who died? our akita
fuckbuddies/sexonly evita mimi- I'm surprised a bright and charming girl like you hangs out with these slackers they make
forbiddenrelationship fun yet i am the one attempting to do some good or do you really want a neighborhood where people
ithinkyou’rehot piss on your stoop every night? bohemia, bohemia is a fallacy in your head this is calcutta bohemia is dead
arrangedmarriage dearly beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyes here she lies no one knew her worth the late great
makeoutbuddies daughter of mother earth on these nights when we celebrate the birth in that little town of bethlehem
youthinki’mhot we raise our glass- you bet your ass to- la vie boheme la vie boheme la vie boheme la vie boheme la vie
we’resoulmates boheme to days of inspiration, playing hookey, making something out of nothing, the need to express-
justinfatuation to communicate, to going against the grain, going insane, going mad to loving tension, no pension to more
awwonlypuppy love than one dimension, to starving for attention, hating convention, hating pretension, not to mention of
past-wantyouback course, hating dear old mom and dad to riding your bike midday past the three piece suits- to fruits- to
highschoolsweetheart no absolutes- to absolut- to choice- to the village voice-to any passing fad to being an us- for once-
sweettemptation instead of a them- la vie boheme la vie boheme is the equipment in a pyramid? it is, maureen the mixer
past-youwantmeback doesn't have a case don't give me that face hey mister- she's my sister so that's five miso soup, four
truelove seaweed salad three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter and one pasta with meatless balls eww it tastes
brother/sister the same if you close yotur eyes and thirteen orders of fries is that it here? wine and beer! to hand-crafted
stepbrother/sister beers made in local breweries to yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese to leather, to dildos, to
mother/father curry vindaloo to huevos rancheros and maya angelou emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion, creation,
stepmother/father vacation mucho masturbation compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new to sontag to sondheim
bandmate to anything taboo ginsberg, dylan, cunningham and cage lenny bruce langston hughes to the stage! to uta to
yourinspiration buddha pablo neruda, too why dorothy and toto went over the rainbow to blow off auntie em la vie boheme
myteacher and wipe the speakers off before you pack yes maureen well hurry back sisters? we’re close brothers! bisexuals,
employer trisexuals, homo sapiens, carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, pee wee herman german wine, turpentine, gertrude
myinspiration stein antonioni, bertolucci, kurosawa carmina burana to apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy vaclav havel
co-worker the sex pistols, 8bc to no shame never playing the fame game to marijuana to sodomy it's between god and me
protective to s&m waiter waiter waiter la vie boheme your new boyfriend doesn't know about us? there's nothing to know-
yourteacher don't you think that we should discuss- it was three months ago- he dosn't act like he's with you- we're taking
roommates t slow- where is he now? he's right- hmm uh huh where'd he go? excuse me- did i do something wrong? i get
respecteachother invited, then ignored all night long i've been trying- i'm not lying- no one's perfect,i’ve got baggage life’s
herooridol too short, babe, time is flying i'm looking for baggage that goes with mine i should tell you- i’ve got baggage
other(anything+everythingiswelcome!!!) too i should tell you-- baggage- wine- and beer! azt break you? me. you? mimi
THE OPPOSITE OF WAR ISN’T PEACE – IT’S CREATION
on september seventh, 2008, an era came to an end. the revolutionary rock-musical RENT closed on broadway,
to smiles and tears. one of those people who both laughed and cried made this plottage as a tribute to the musical
that really got her into theatre in the first place. her name is casey, and she goes by the same username on a lovely
place called [CAUTION]. songs are all from the aforementioned musical RENT, and are, in order: RENT, light my candle,
seasons of love, and la vie boheme (A), i didn’t mark where they start and stop, sorry, but i think that the plot looks
better like this. anywhoo, to make things easier, let me just point out where the different categories of relationships
start and stop by color; friends: red1 to yellow, enemies: green to blue, lovers: blue to fuschia, and others: pink to
red2. now onto the rules. first of, pick as many relationships as possible! there are 92 relationship options in this
plot, so there’s no way you can’t find at least two or three. hell, if you can find ten, that’d be awesome! second, can
you please write a nice long description to go along with the many relationships we’re going to have. it makes it easier
for me and for you later, when we know exactly where our characters stand in regards to each other. third, if you’re a
little unsure about whether or not i’d be okay with something, pm me! we can work it out. ooohh and the final rule!!!
if you put down “anything” for relationships? take a guess what you’re going to get. a big, fat, juicy, lovely “nothing”!
